Shelly looked around the jamb again as though whatever animal that had been terrorizing her had a weapon. “That doesn’t look like typical rat shit. You may be right. This needs to be handled right now. You’re a lesbian, get in there and do battle.” “What does being gay have to do with trapping a squirrel?” “Two women live together, who kills the vermin?” Shelly asked with a hand on her hip. “The pest control people, that’s who.” “Butch up and get your ass in there. I won’t tell anyone if you scream like a five-year-old girl.” “I’m a femme lesbian, which puts me in the same class as you.” Ryann pointed to her face. “Note the makeup. Besides, you were the one who always played in the dirt and rode horses.” “There weren’t any squirrels in that dirt with me! I’ll pick up a bug or a frog, I even handled a grass snake once, but I do not deal with rodents.” Ryann leaned against the doorjamb and stared into the room. “It’s most likely under the couch. Where’s Grant?” “After-school detention for piercing his and the noses of his friends with pushpins.” Ryann stared at her in horror. “What is wrong with your kids? . Robin Alexander
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When Shelley and Ryann were asked what they thought about the poor squirrels, they responded with the following: “That doesn't look like typical rat shit. You may be right. This needs to be handled right now. You're a lesbian, get in there and do battle.” “What does being gay have to do with trapping a squirrel?” “Two women live together, who kills the vermin?” Shelly asked with a hand on her hip.

“The pest control people, that's who.” “Butch up and get your ass in there. I won't tell anyone if you scream like a five-year-old girl.” “I'm a femme lesbian, which puts me in the same class as you.” Ryann pointed to her face. “Note the makeup.

Besides, you were the one who always played in the dirt and rode horses.” “There weren't any squirrels in that dirt with me! I'll pick up a bug or a frog, I even handled a grass snake once, but I do not deal with rodents.” Ryann leaned against the doorjamb and stared into the room. “It's most likely under the couch. Where's Grant?” “After-school detention for piercing his and the noses of his friends with pushpins.” Ryann stared at her in horror.

“What is wrong with your kids?

Source: Next Time

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